Sunday, May 18, 2008

Change You Deserve

Best Belly Laugh Of The Day award!

“...their failed policies have messed up the world to such an inhuman extent that many Americans now live their daily lives in a state of free-floating panic and paralyzing anxiety.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/12/gops-new-slogan-already-b_n_101376.html
Jason Linkins writes in The Huffington Post:

"What the GOP doesn't seem to realize, because they are idiots, is that "the change you deserve" is the registered advertising slogan of Effexor XR, a drug that many of you might have started taking as a result of all the...you know -- terrorism. (Hat tip to Bluestem for catching this gem.)

Effexor, also known as Venlafaxine, is approved for the treatment "of depression, generalized anxiety disorder, social anxiety disorder, and panic disorder in adults." Its common side effects are very much in keeping with the world the House Republicans have striven to build: nausea, apathy, constipation, fatigue, vertigo, sexual dysfunction, sweating, memory loss, and - and I swear I am not making this up - "electric shock-like sensations also called 'brain zaps.'"

Its less common side effects are equally awesome in their appropriateness.

And when the Food And Drug Administration reviewed the ad copy that included the tagline, "The change you deserve," it took issue with Wyeth Pharmaceuticals, which manufactures Effexor, saying that the company made "unsubstantiated superiority claims." Sounds like the GOP have picked an ironically accurate tagline for their efforts!"

Special News Link: http://www.mindfreedom.org/

Saturday, yesterday, I was downtown at the Ken Kesey plaza to participate/play with my mind freedom, mad pride group of friends. You might catch a glimpse of me here, worshiping the giant pill. How funny, the proximity of these two stories!

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